Yankee Poodle Dandy
Yankee Doodle had a dog
Yes it was a Poodle
Yankee's Poodle went to town
ALooking like a shcnoodle
Yankee's Poodle needs a trim
Yankee's Poodle's bandy
Find a groomer in a shop
And hope their shears be handy
Founf the French one in the pub
Guess his hands were shaking
He said OOPs I made a muff
The straight lines were not taking
Yankee's Poodle left that pub
His anger was a raging
Found the Deutsch one in a tub
Some bubbles he was making
Yankee's Poodle didn't learn
A lesson from the first one
This one was a lathesman first
A leg turn was his great fun
The messed up trim was bad enough
What happened next was worse
A Boston party tossed the vat
To dye King George's furs
Yankee's Poodle did appeal
"I need a groomer fair
Why is it I ask you now
A good one is so rare?"
"Hold it there dog just a bit,"
Said Yankee Groomer true
"I'll fix you up a brand new look
A Yankee Poodle 'do"
Yankee's Poodle wasn't sure
Afraid of what might happen
Look at what had gone before
The old maids jowls were flapping
That groomer took him to his shop
And sure enough no lie
Fixed him up a brand new look
A Poodle 'Do and Dye
Yankee's Poodle was amazed
That groomer sure was handy
That Poodle has a brand new name
It's Yankee Poodle Dandy
Copyright 1999