There is a dog door in St Peter's Gate
Dogs who go to Heaven just
don't have to wait
In thru the door they may pass
No line, no wait,
it's just that fast.
In the Kingdom of Heaven there is a saying
You're in Hell if you
don't hear dogs baying
They bark and howl at the smallest cloud,
Barking all you want is just allowed.
If you ever fret at what you left below
A dog's furry paw lets
You aren't alone and you are loved
Not only from below,
but also above
For who put the dog door in St Peter's Gate?
So the dogs who go
to Heaven don't have to wait?
By the Lord Himself, whose wisdom knew
That dogs can cure what He cannot do.